^THIS.
drowninginthedeadpool started following you
How’s it going, Deadpool?
Pretty good, just getting the hang of this whole “being the new guy” thing. How’s it going up there in Starkville?
((I should probably starting putting up “-started following you”s now. OTL))
You would be amazed how many palace servants were kept constantly busy cleaning up after him. We will not even discuss what happens when he gets drunk.
So tell me about yourself, Mr… Deadpool, is it?
((Gah sorry, I didn’t see this. ;-;))
Ooh. Sounds like too wild a party to handle. And yep, that’s what they call me, anyway.
Uh, let’s see….about me…………Well, I like arcades a lot. Mexican food…..I hate cats; I’m more of a dog person myself. Don’t tell Sabretooth that though. I’m a mutant…and I’m not really a good guy or a bad guy, I just kinda go buy gut instinct. And you?
(Source: mememaster)
YUP.
Thor’s remarkable social graces at work. *eyeroll*
That’d be okay if it were in Mexico. Some restaurants just shove everything onto the floor and sweep it up. I do that in my house. *thumbs up*
Ah. So although I know little else about you, I do know you are a better housekeeper than Thor. *amused*
Well, at least we know now to wear close-toed shoes whenever we come visit him. Heaven knows how many good drinks he’s managed to make in the last week and smash against the floor.
(Source: mememaster)
YUP.
Thor’s remarkable social graces at work. *eyeroll*
That’d be okay if it were in Mexico. Some restaurants just shove everything onto the floor and sweep it up. I do that in my house. *thumbs up*
(Source: mememaster)
now that i ghave your attention, please havee it with me.
“Someone get her a chastity belt.”
(Source: addandlovingit)
Fly away now. Fly away now. FLY AWAAAAYYY
Why do I even bother…<3
Oh look! Someone got photos!
Do you take Asgardian currency?
I’d ask what he was wearing, but I feel like that question would contradict itself.









